Are you sad you missed Olympics trivia night last week? Well, first, there’s no crying in trivia. Second, luckily, we’re back at it tonight.

What? Team Trivia. Look smart in front of that girl you like..

Where? Ventnor Sports Cafe (2411 18th St. NW – Adams Morgan –> That’s in Washington, DC)

When? August 14th (aka TONIGHT). We will start promptly at 8:30.

Who? Me. You. And hopefully your hot friend.

But what’s the theme? There’s literally nothing going on…..OH NO WAIT A MINUTE, NOW I REMEMBER! IT’S SHARK WEEK! Round 1 will be shark-themed. Rounds 2 through 4 are a surprise (but you can bet that McKayla Maroney will make an appearance)

Winning team gets bar tab. Losing team gets a SCUBA tank thrown in their mouth and exploded. Lots of other prizes to give away too. Also: half price burgers, cheap beer, and FREE pop corn.

See. You. Later.